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English Is A Crazy Language

Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; Neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England. We take English for granted, but if we explore its paradoxes, We find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, And a…

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Priests Parking

Yesterday, the local Priest was trying to reverse his car into a parking spot, so I thought I would help. Where did I go wrong? What were the right words? 1. A little farther further Father. 2. A little further farther Father. 3. Oi you twat, still got a foot to go.

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